Punishing Inconsiderate Person

It's annoying on the road that when someone, who owns a small car, thinks they need a bigger space.

As we all know, some junctions have left turnings for those who wants to turn left(obviously!) without waiting for the traffic lights. Sometimes the line from those who are waiting to go straight could be quite long.

A considerate driver would stop their car nearer to the center of the road so that those who wants to drive by the side to turn left will not be blocked.

Well, today, there was this Kenari. A very stupid driver who stops quite near to the left side, leaving a very narrow space for a car to pass. There was so much space on the center that I swear that even a Camry could pass by there.

So there I was trying to go through that narrow space. Being unable to estimate how much is left on left side of the road as there was an elevated sidewalk there, I stick nearer to the car. I did not want to hit my side skirt on the side walk.

Guess what the driver do? She just looked on. Not wanting to move to the right side a bit.

The result? I hit her side mirror with mine and give her a stare. Haha.. you might want to know why I did that right?

Well, as you know, Kenari didn't have powered side mirror. Therefore it will be hard for her to adjust her side mirror . Furthermore, it's on the left side of her car. Haha.. try bending over to move it! :p

MPK is Definitely Going to Pawn Them!

I was cycling when I overheard this:

Pakcik: *Shouting at his son who is few feet away* What is the number of the parking lot?
Son(young teenager): *Looked blur* What?
Pakcik: Parking lot number.
Son: *Still looked blur but walking towards their car* 52
Pakcik: *Walk towards the parking machine*

The pakcik owned an old Proton Wira with the registration starting with B** ####.

So the conclusion is this:

1) They have just recently moved into Selangor and bought a 2nd hand car with Selangor registration number. That is why they don't know how to buy the parking ticket. (Parking ticket in Selangor involve typing in your number part of your car number plate only)
2)They are from another state but owned a Selangor registered car and are here for visiting.
3) They are from Selangor and are pure ignorant people that can't even buy parking ticket properly. the parking system has been there since when I was in primary school.

Looking at how hardworking MPK personals are, they are definately getting PAWNED!

SPM standard Hokkien Exam. Test yourself!

This is from a forwarded mail:

READ IT! IT'S SUPER HILARIOUS!!!!

you say, you know hokkien? try this wanna!! heheh!


SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after
reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !



Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?



Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan,
so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her
step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu
standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen
and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'


So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very
different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.


Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.


Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio,
zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Lang


F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

Well, of course a Klang-ite like me score A1. If only SPM has this one in, then it will be a free A1.

The Hairline

This just happened last week:

Girl: Sir, do you have hair problem?
Me: Nope.
Girl: Are you sure, sir? Your hairline seems to be very high.
Me: *Cheeky grin* Oh, that. Well, you see. I have studied in such a high level that my brain grows. Don't you think that my skull should grow in order to fit my big brain?
Girl: *Shy* Oh.. sorry sir
Me: It's okay. *Walking away like a cool dude but laughing sinisterly*